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	Two Jealous Perverts The World of John Waters

	Hullay, meuviegaers! We're David and Suzu*, the Two Jealous Perverts. We'll be your tour guides through the glamorous world of film director John Waters. Read our disclaimer, grab some liquid eyeliner, and come on in!
	*David and Suzu not exactly as shown



	Warning! This website contains mature subject matter. If you are underage in your community, you shouldn't be here yet. Visit a more appropriate website! If you are princess perfect, easily offended, sensitive, delicate, or prissy, this website will make you nervous. Visit a more appropriate website! If you are especially cheap, you're in the right place. Keep reading!



	Waters Be Thy Name

	About John Waters	The Man \| His Work

	The Movies	The Movies Complete List of Movies The Stars and Crew \| Filmographies Magic Moments \| Delightful Dialogue Movie Music \| Movie Theme Songs Unhealthy Influences Commentary by David Commentary by Suzu

	Pop Quizzes	Female Trouble \| Pink Flamingos Hairspray \| How Filthy Are You?

	The Gospel According to John Waters	Our Prayer The Seven Virtues and Deadly Sins

	Where Did You Get This Crap, Taffy?	Twelve-Step Program Handy Phrase Guide Practical Vocabulary Pete's Menu Get Crap Give Me Another Present!

	Waters Says Our Name!	Click to listen

	Links	John Waters Related Other Links

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