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The Seven Virtues and Deadly Sins

The Seven Virtues

1. Mainlining liquid eyeliner.
2. Turning nellie.
3. Being a checkerboard chick.
4. Robbing houses.
5. Making independent movies.
6. Modelling.
7. Getting your hair done (alternative: ironing your hair).

Honourable Mention: Giving your son the gift of Divinity.

The Seven Deadly Sins

1. Being an asshole.
2. Trying to outfilth Divine (it's virtually impossible).
3. Repeating rhymes.
4. Sending a turd through the mail.
5. Burning down your rival's beautiful hideaway.
6. Trying to get an education so you can get into a good college.
7. Eating obscene fruits and vegetables, all in the name of health.

Honourable Mention: Offering your long-lost little girl a present.

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