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Our Prayer

 
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Our father, who art in Baltimore,
Waters be thy name.

Thy chicken come, thy hair be done
on earth as it is in the Lipstick Beauty Salon.

Give us this day our daily egg
and forgive us our assholism
as we forgive those who embarrass us
on our night of fame. 
And lead us not into Christmas
but deliver us from Mortville.
For thine is the glamour,
the filth, and the fashion,
forever and ever, amen.
 
       
     

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