Two Jealous Perverts - Practical Vocabulary



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			Practical Vocabulary
			Okay...you've mainlined the eyeliner, you've married your hairdresser, and you've moved into a trailer. You should be feeling on top of the trash heap. And yet...and yet, something's missing. You just don't feel like a real Hog Princess, darn it! Maybe it's your vocabulary. That's right. Maybe you haven't yet mastered the mots justes that give you that extra little edge of filthiness, marking you as an aristocrat of trash. As a public service, the Two Jealous Perverts are pleased to present this practical John Waters vocabulary Study these words. Memorize them. Quote them. Use them often in your everyday conversation. With time and patience, you'll sound as though you walked off a John Waters meuvie set. Words marked with an asterisk * were suggested by reader Emilie. Thanks, Emilie! You truly are one of the Filthiest People Alive! Adult baby* Anal bleaching* Analingus* Applause-O-Meter Asshole Auto industry Awful people Bears (also Cubs, Otters)* Beatnik Big deal Blossom (perforated or prolapsed anus)* Brat Brittle chapped lips Brown word Caboose Cervix Cheap Checkerboard chick Chicken Club Coprophagia* Cretin* Death rattle Dodge ball Drape Dropping (reverse shoplifting)* Dullard Eat the bird Ebonics* Eggs Fag Falsies* Filth Flipped them* Flowthrough* Gaily incorrect* Gangster moll* Get it Get the hook Glory hole* Grism (bear semen)* Gunt* Hair-hopper Helicoptering* Hog Princess* Human barbecue Husbear/Significant otter* K-hole* Lewd and disorderly Liquid eyeliner Make-up Maniac Methed* Mobile home Mopping* Noodle Noodles Odorama* Panties Piggish* Plate job* Play (just play!) Pop quiz Poppers* Pretzel Priceless theatrical wardrobe Punished Reborn babies* Record hop Red hot pepper Red-hot prophylactics Reefer Repellent Retarded Rhymes S&M* Schindler's Fist* Scum Second closet* Sherry Skanky* Sneaky Social standing Spaghetti Spray Net Squalid Streaking* Teabagging* Toast Tool kit Trash Trendsexual* Ultimate nudity (skinless, clear plastic-coated balls)* Wang Whack stack* Whippin' Wilding* Womb raiders* Vile


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