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Practical Vocabulary

And yet...and yet, something's missing. You just don't feel like a real Hog Princess, darn it!

Maybe it's your vocabulary.

That's right. Maybe you haven't yet mastered the mots justes that give you that extra little edge of filthiness, marking you as an aristocrat of trash.

As a public service, the Two Jealous Perverts are pleased to present this practical John Waters vocabulary.

Study these words. Memorize them. Quote them. Use them often in your everyday conversation. With time and patience, you'll sound as though you walked off a John Waters meuvie set.

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Asshole
Auto industry
Awful people

Beatnik
Big deal
Brat
Brittle chapped lips
Brown word

Caboose
Cervix
Cheap
Checkerboard chick
Chicken
Club

Death rattle
Dodge ball
Drape
Dullard

Eat the bird
Eggs

Fag
Filth

Get it

Hair-hopper
Human barbecue

Lewd and disorderly
Liquid eyeliner

Make-up
Maniac
Mobile home

Noodle
Noodles

Panties
Play
Pop quiz
Pretzel
Priceless theatrical wardrobe
Punished

Record hop
Red hot pepper
Red-hot prophylactics
Reefer
Repellent
Retarded
Rhymes

Scum
Sherry
Sneaky
Social standing
Spaghetti
Spray Net
Squalid

Toast
Tool kit
Trash

Wang
Whippin'

Vile

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