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Practical Vocabulary

 
    Okay...you've mainlined the eyeliner, you've married your hairdresser, and you've moved into a trailer. You should be feeling on top of the trash heap.

And yet...and yet, something's missing. You just don't feel like a real Hog Princess, darn it!

Maybe it's your vocabulary. That's right. Maybe you haven't yet mastered the mots justes that give you that extra little edge of filthiness, marking you as an aristocrat of trash.

As a public service, the Two Jealous Perverts are pleased to present this practical John Waters vocabulary Study these words. Memorize them. Quote them. Use them often in your everyday conversation. With time and patience, you'll sound as though you walked off a John Waters meuvie set.

Words marked with an asterisk * were suggested by reader Emilie. Thanks, Emilie! You truly are one of the Filthiest People Alive!

Adult baby*
Anal bleaching*
Analingus*
Applause-O-Meter
Asshole
Auto industry
Awful people

Bears (also Cubs, Otters)*
Beatnik
Big deal
Blossom (perforated or prolapsed anus)*
Brat
Brittle chapped lips
Brown word

Caboose
Cervix
Cheap
Checkerboard chick
Chicken
Club
Coprophagia*
Cretin*

Death rattle
Dodge ball
Drape
Dropping (reverse shoplifting)*
Dullard

Eat the bird
Ebonics*
Eggs

Fag
Falsies*
Filth
Flipped them*
Flowthrough*

Gaily incorrect*
Gangster moll*
Get it
Get the hook
Glory hole*
Grism (bear semen)*
Gunt*

Hair-hopper
Helicoptering*
Hog Princess*
Human barbecue
Husbear/Significant otter*

K-hole*

Lewd and disorderly
Liquid eyeliner

Make-up
Maniac
Methed*
Mobile home
Mopping*

Noodle
Noodles

Odorama*

Panties
Piggish*
Plate job*
Play (just play!)
Pop quiz
Poppers*
Pretzel
Priceless theatrical wardrobe
Punished

Reborn babies*
Record hop
Red hot pepper
Red-hot prophylactics
Reefer
Repellent
Retarded
Rhymes

S&M*
Schindler's Fist*
Scum
Second closet*
Sherry
Skanky*
Sneaky
Social standing
Spaghetti
Spray Net
Squalid
Streaking*

Teabagging*
Toast
Tool kit
Trash
Trendsexual*

Ultimate nudity (skinless, clear plastic-coated balls)*

Wang
Whack stack*
Whippin'
Wilding*
Womb raiders*

Vile

 
       
     
     

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