Two Jealous Perverts
The World of John Waters
  Picture of Raymond and Connie Marble.Hullay, meuviegaers! We're David and Suzu*, the Two Jealous Perverts. We'll be your tour guides through the glamorous world of film director John Waters. Read our disclaimer, grab some liquid eyeliner, and come on in!  
*David and Suzu not exactly as shown

This website contains mature subject matter.

  • If you are underage in your community, you shouldn't be here yet. Visit a more suitable website for now and come back when you're of age!

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  Waters Be Thy Name  

About John Waters

The Man | His Work  

The Movies

The Movies
Complete List of Movies

The Stars and Crew | Filmographies
Magic Moments | Delightful Dialogue
Movie Music | Movie Theme Songs
Unhealthy Influences
Commentary by David
Commentary by Suzu

Pop Quizzes

Female Trouble | Pink Flamingos
Hairspray | How Filthy Are You?

The Gospel According to John Waters

Our Prayer
The Seven Virtues and Deadly Sins

Where Did You Get
This Crap, Taffy?

Twelve-Step Program
Handy Phrase Guide
Practical Vocabulary
Pete's Menu
Get Crap
Give Me Another Present!

Waters Says Our Name!

Audio Button. Click to hear John Waters.
Click to listen


John Waters Related

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