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Female Trouble Quiz
1. What is Earl Peterson watching on TV when
Taffy comes by?
Answer: Static.
2. Which of Ida's hands does Dawn chop off?
Answer: Dawn chops off Ida's ugly little left paw.
3. Gator is a hairdresser at the Lipstick
Beauty Salon. Name the other three hairdressers.
Answer: Dribbles, Wink, and Butterfly. (Butterfly's
been there the longest.)
4. What snack does Dawn request prior to
getting her hair done?
Answer: A double egg salad on white toast.
5. True or false: Baltimore was once the
capital of the United States?
Answer: True, true! True, Miss Judvine!
6. How does Donna Dasher take her liquid
eyeliner?
Answer: Orally.
7. Whom does Aunt Ida bring home to meet
Gator?
Answer: Ernie.
8. What is the prosecutor's name at Dawn's
trial?
Answer: Mr. Wilroy.
9. What is the direct connection between
Female Trouble and Charles Manson?
Answer: John Waters says that the toy helicopter in the opening
credits was made by Manson "Family" member Charles "Tex" Watson.
10. What props does Dawn use in her
nightclub act?
Answer: A trampoline, a telephone book, a small play pen,
a gun, and several dead fish.
11. What is the name of the crime/beauty
experiment (as coined by Donna Dasher)?
Answer: Operation Excitement.
12. What is the name of the hotel where
Dawn gives birth to Taffy?
Answer: The Hotel Albion.
13. What, according to Dawn, is there no
need to learn about?
Answer: Presidents, wars, numbers, or science.
14. How much does Concetta think they can
get for the stolen TV set?
Answer: Ten bucks each, which equals $30.
15. What's the name of the strip club where
Dawn dances?
Answer: The Red Garter Go-Go.
16. Ernestine also had a cameo role in Pink
Flamingos. What was it?
Answer: Before her sex change, Elizabeth Coffey played the transvestite
flasher.
17. How much money does Taffy demand from
Gator?
Answer: Ten dollars.
18. To whom does Dawn pray before she goes
on with her nightclub act?
Answer: Richard Speck.
19. What make of car does Earl Peterson
drive?
Answer: The ever-elegant Earl drives an Edsel Villager.
20. What items does Gator use to make love
to Dawn?
Answer: Needle-nose pliers and a carrot. (He also employs
magazines for his own entertainment.)
21. Fill in the blank: "Acid does what
_____ cannot."
Answer: Eterna 27. (Eterna 27 is a moisturizer.)
22. What is the name of the Dawn's high
school teacher?
Answer: Mr. Weinberger.
23. In what year does the film open?
Answer: 1960.
24. What was the original title of Female
Trouble going to be?
Answer: Rotten Mind, Rotten Face.
25. For whom does Dawn sign an autograph
shortly before her execution?
Answer: Shirl, the prettiest girl on Cell Block D.
26. What colour slippers is Dawn wearing
when she runs away from home?
Answer: Dawn's fluffy slippers are blue.
27. What does Dawn request for her last
meal?
Answer: Two veal cutlets.
28. Where does the prison guard threaten to
send Ernestine?
Answer: The Adjustment Centre.
29. Krishna is two things: what?
Answer: According to Taffy, Krishna is love and consciousness.
30. How does Donald Dasher take his
spaghetti?
Answer: With cheese.
Score
0-5 correct answers: Hare Krishna. You have no glamour. You've never heard of style. You are the exact opposite of beauty.
6-15 correct answers: Thief. You have the basic rudiments of style. Take some liquid eyeliner orally and call us in the morning.
16-20 correct answers: Shit Kicker. Just because you're pretty, everyone's jealous.
21-25 correct answers: Famous. Donald and Donna Dasher are going to put you into show business. They happen to think you are quite beautiful.
26-30 correct answers: Beauty Czar. Beauty, beauty, look at you. I wish to God I had it, too. You know what is good for the blood. You're so fucking beautiful, you can't stand it your self!
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