Rumours from Toronto for Late February

Remember: ALL of the items on this page are fictional. All persons, cities, gods, and worlds on this page are imaginary. Any coincidence of names is regretted.

Snake Lover
The front page of the 'Life' section of the Toronto Star carried the interesting headline "Actress Friend to Snakes". Apparently an actress named Meredith James made a large monetary donation to the Metro Toronto Zoo.

Maid Murder
There has been a suspicious death in a hotel opposite the Royal Ontario Museum. A maid was supposedly thrown from the roof of the building the evening of Valentine's Day. Police have ruled out suicide, and believe the woman was murdered. They are investigating all possible leads.

Anarch Activities
It is said that anarchs have a large influence over the Toronto media. Apparently their activities are protected by the Prince and her Harpy.

Princely Perversion!
Connal MacArran, former Prince of Toronto, is married to an eight year old Malkavian child! Lurid details of their sexual relationship surface on a regular basis.

Play Opening
Thursday night a new production of a play is opening at the Elgin and Winter Garden Theatre. Entitled "Death and the Maiden", it stars Emma Maison. However, it is rumoured that Ms. Maison is in fact the Prince of Toronto.

Princely Generosity
Torkidon, Prince of Pembroke, purchased Algonquin Park and turned it over to native leaders. It is said that Torkidon attended the official donation ceremony, which took place in broad daylight.

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