Weekly World News reports "Ghostly Titanic Sails Into Lake Ontario - Experts Tell All Inside!"
Tragedy strikes a local family with the death of a six-year old girl. Rumours have surfaced that the girl was tortured before being shot to death, as the corpse has no tongue. Police are withholding further details. However witnesses report that the two suspects involved were 'Inhuman Monsters'.
Excitement builds in anticipation of the arrival of a travelling festival from middle America. "The High Summer's Players" tour schedule includes a stop in Toronto on July 17th.
The infamous Baker of Clan Malkavian has been sighted. Witnesses claim that he was smiling as he sat upon the remains of the Berlin Wall. The Prince Of Berlin has made no comment.
Re-construction of Casa Loma continues at an unprecedented rate. Historical purists are outraged at the proposed additions.
The Big Apple of Colbourne, Ontario has gone missing... again. Local citizens are truly dismayed, as they may not be able to rebuild the apple a third time.
Lord Casey McInty of Clan Ventrue has celebrated his one-year anniversary as Prince of the Domain of Kingston.
The Camarilla tenses as China prepares for the takeover of Hong Kong.
New York City is claiming a record tourist boom. Joe Stephens, head of tourism in the city, is flabbergasted by the recent turn of events during this usually visitor-scarce season. Red eye flights have been especially popular.
Canadian Tire reports a record sale in shovels over the past two weeks. A man named Frank Johnson was reported to have personally purchased 250, charged on his platinum gold card. His only comment, "I'm expecting to be doing a lot of gardening this month."