ARKADY FONTAINE COLLAPSES AT PERFORMANCE! Famous modern dancer Arkady Fontaine collapsed at the premiere performance of his new dance revue Friday night. The audience watched in shock as the technical difficulties, such as poorly positioned lights, stole the show away from the dancer on the stage. Then, as he collapsed at center stage the curtains closed and the show was cancelled. Assistant art director for the theatre, Marion Devreau spoke to reporters openly and honestly about Arkady's long-time relationship with lover Lucien Hawke, and the fact that Arkady's collapse was a result of his weakened state, caused by his ongoing battle with the AIDS virus.
HARDCOPY GETS THE TRUTH ABOUT SKINHEADS! After a decrease in skinhead activity in the Toronto area, the press conference held by the skinheads seemed to indicate a possible end to the war on the streets. However, the news team from Hardcopy got in behind the scenes to reveal the truth about the skinhead lifestyle: Hitler posters, baby killings and Nazism. Police say they are increasing patrols on the street by 50% and that they are "armed and ready".
TERESIAN CULT DENIES TIES WITH "HEAVEN'S GATE" A spokesperson for the Teresian Cult has denied any ties with the Heaven's Gate cult in San Diego. "Suicide is not the way to salvation! The Teresians do not support this or any other similar philosophies - this is not what we are about!" Despite this adamant speech the police are carefully watching the fast-growing cult.
AUTHOR GONE MISSING! - OR JUST GONE MAD? Milo Fox, professor at York University has disappeared after his recent successful book launch where he was quoted as saying he was going to take a sabbatical and embrace his new life as a vampire.
WILD HUNT! Arch-Bishop De Jean has declared a Wild Hunt on the vampire known as "Bedlam" for crimes against the Sabbat.
INFAMOUS CRIMINAL BAKER DESTROYS "NEW BERLIN"! The city of Waterloo, formerly New Berlin, has allegedly been destroyed by "Baker", blood hunted in the Camarilla and wild hunted in the Sabbat. While there has been no official statement from the Prince, rumours are spreading far and wide that Baker survived the explosion. Is Toronto next?
CROWN OF CAINE MISSING! The most wanted artifact in history, the alleged Crown of Caine has gone missing! Archibald Corega, a noted thief, allegedly stole the artifact. Last seen in Argentina, Corega is wanted in over 25 countries and has over 2000 pseudonyms.
CROWN OF CAINE - REAL OR FAKE? The hot debate between almost all the scientists and historians around the world continues as the worldwide search for the crown continues. Many scientists are believed to have hired their own private investigators in an attempt to find the crown.
WOMAN MISSING - LAST SEEN IN TORONTO Cindy Jones, ex dead-head is now feared to be really dead. Missing for several months now, she was last seen in Toronto.
PENTEX IS BACK! Pentex is rumoured to have moved back into North York last week after the dismantling of their main offices in downtown Toronto.
GEORGE LUCAS RE-RELEASING CASABLANCA - THIS TIME WITH MORE JAWAS! That's right folks, last week on national television George Lucas announced his intent to release Casablanca - this time with better special effects and some never before scenes of lngrid Bergman with Chewbacca.
BUNNY! THE DISASTER! The sell-out tour for the Bunny of Turin's new musical "Bunny!" took a turn for the worse this weekend and the Bunny cancelled four shows in two days. The tour manager spoke to the press yesterday and promised that there would be no more cancellations, saying "We forgot it was Easter, the Bunny can't perform on Easter - it would be against everything he believes in!"