Rumours from Toronto for Late March 1997

Rumour has it that the hottest party in town lately is the Beaches, speedily being nick-named the "Village of Toronto"!

Skinheads on the street have been roughing up the homeless all over the city. Citizens and officers alike are becoming especially concerned with the steadily growing population of skinheads in the downtown core.

A minimalist performance by Arkady Fontaine is scheduled for March 20-27 at Massey Hall. There will be a special "kindred only" performance this Thursday, with a party afterward featuring Lucien Hawke. There will also be a press conference after the Friday performance. Tickets start at $35.00.

Fans of Lucien Hawke & the Masquerade were shocked this week as the press released the news that Lucien Hawke has AIDS.

Ross Calahan, well-known movie reviewer has been reported missing by his family. He was last seen watching "The Empire Strikes Back". Police have few leads.

The Camarilla has made public their findings that the alleged "Tomb of Caine" does not have the words "Tomb of Caine" engraved on the entranceway but actually says "The One Who Should Not Walk".

The growing Terisian Cult declared a day of World Peace on March 14th. Candlelight vigils were held in New Orleans, Paris, London, Rome, Jerusalem and Los Angeles.

Ten million dollars in bearer bonds were stolen from Canada Trust! Two guards were tranquilized, and the safe broken into. Police are investigating.

The 6 storey portrait of the "Franchise Bandit" in the alley just south of Bathurst and Queen has been defaced! The handsome face of the "Bandit" now sports horns, eyeglasses etc. Also written over the portrait are the words "Mr. Sub Rocks!"

The famous untitled James Spokaine painting has reappeared - again - this time in the McDonald's restaurant at Queen and Spadina. The Simpson Gallery is preparing legal action against the fast food chain.

Information gathered from miscellaneous sources say that the Sabbat are steadily slaughtering all of the mortals in their domain and will soon be moving south to continue on their killing spree!

In the news this week, a phenomenon occurring in graveyards in the Toronto and Greater Toronto area - bodies have been found dug out of graves with their heads chopped off and left beside their headstones. Police are baffled.

The Camarilla is presently in negotiations with the Independent city of Toronto for re-admittance into the Camarilla.

Bunny! The new musical starring the Bunny of Turin has begun its world tour! The smash hit musical is selling out at a record pace!

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