Environmentalists and animal rights activists are in an uproar over the discovery of over a dozen Falcon Form birds found shot dead in Regent Park. A variety of eagles, hawks and endangered Peregrine Falcons were released from a cage on the top of a parking garage and shot for sport. BDS Environmental Services is investigating on behalf of eco-awareness groups in Toronto. A spokesman for the company described the act as "Heinous, perverse and completely uncompassionate."
Renowned actor Phil Rickaby was brutally attacked by a vicious demon-possessed City Gangrel in cat form Monday night. In the press release that followed Mr. Rickaby's release from hospital he said "That wasn't my cat man - that was a lapdog of Satan!"
Four members of the Paris Elysium have left the famous Camarilla city to join the new "Terisian Cult".
The "Old City of Troy" in Turkey has been the site of a major archeological find. Scientists have uncovered a tomb which predates the city by 5000 years. Scientists have also just recently been able to crack the encrypted writing on the entrance of the tomb. It reads "CAINE". Inside the tomb are sarcophagi and other artifacts. Researchers say that this is the biggest find of the century!
There is a resurgence of skinheads fighting for control of the streets! ARA and right wing groups are denouncing this development and rallying against the increase in skinhead control.
Sabbat reinforcements are rumoured to be moving in from New York.
There are rumours of a Camarilla investigator coming to the city incognito.
The now famous painting by James Spokaine was returned to the Simpson gallery safe and sound. However, on Saturday night the painting was stolen once again!
Musical Superstar Lucien Hawke misses scheduled performance. Fans go mad, causing chaos in the streets!
Justicar De'ath was seen in Turkey last week after a long absence from public view. After being pestered for his position on the status of Toronto by numerous followers, his attractive archon companion Katya fought the unwelcome intruders off physically.
Casinorama on Saturday night had an unscheduled appearance by - that's right - Elvis! The King was reportedly seen by almost 50 people, being spotted at the slot machines and in the women's bathroom.
The Bunny of Turin was defrocked last week after several nuns and alter boys admitted to having illicit affairs with "Father Furry". The public is shocked.