Rumours from Toronto for Late January 1997

Fiona McLeod is in Toronto as part of her successful tour which is now beginning to wind down. Sales for her international best seller "Let's Rant" are exceeding expectations and breaking records. The "Fionaists" are here en masse to celebrate the famous philosopher who is being hailed as one of the great thinkers of this century. A large group of Southern Baptists and other protesters have been marching 24 hours a day, trying to get this "cult leader" and her preachings out of the spotlight.

The University of Toronto has just received a large amount of funding to fuel their new research laboratory, whose goal is to determine if animal-human blood transfusions are possible.

The intense Internal Affairs investigation into the Toronto Police Force continues full force with 17 police officers now on suspension. Files as old as 2 years have been found to be corrupted, altered or missing.

A large amount of graffiti in the downtown core continues to appear. It consists of Egyptian symbols, hieroglyphics and poetry.

There have been no demon sightings in Toronto for almost two weeks now.

The domain of Waterloo has a new Prince, Toys in The Attic, of clan Malkavian, who takes the place of the long reigning Prince Sid of Clan Brujah.

There is a new manifestation in the rave scene called "Home" which promotes the safe use of drugs and non-violence. Their slogan is "You're Always Safe At Home".

St. Andrews Church remains closed after the demon sighting there a few weeks ago. A spokesperson for the Church says that it will remain closed pending reconsecration.

Well known painter James Spoacaine has died. He was found in his home, clutching his paintbrush, and lying in front of his last masterpiece. Police say the cause of death was exhaustion.

The World Heath Organization has been consulted about the outbreak in Toronto of what is being called "Sudden Death Syndrome", caused by an unexplained and sudden loss of blood in the system. Rumours of a city wide evacuation and quarantine are plentiful.

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