The Lost Camel, former hang-out of Vilos Cohagen, has been totally redecorated - the interior is now totally covered with the symbol of anarchy.
Lieutenant Ted Williams is dead! Felled in a mob style hit, the controversial Lieutenant was killed in a drive-by shooting. A public funeral has been held. Police have several leads.
A large explosion outside the Red Tomato on King Street has killed 7 people. Police suspect more mob war violence.
The number of demon sightings in the city has grown to an alarming number. In every newspaper, on every talk show, the topic is demon sightings in Toronto. The most fantastic story by far, featured in the Toronto Star, included a demon stealing somebody's car and driving it away.
A full Internal Affairs investigation into the Toronto Police Force is underway, investigating mob links and widespread corruption.
RCMP Branch 7, dubbed the "Spook Squad", has been called into Toronto. The squad plans to debunk the obvious demon hoax within the city.
The gang war between a group of Bikers and the "Tiny Toons" has come to an end.
A new mosaic at the Ryerson Library was unveiled recently - it is a beautiful mural, done in celtic runes, covering an entire wall featuring 3 swords crossed over a shield - forming the symbol of anarchy.
The Toreador New Year's Eve party was a smashing success! Those in attendance say that it was second to none. Almost all members of the Clan of the Rose delivered performances that will not soon be forgotten, and the new year was brought in with more style than Toronto has seen in quite some time.
A new piece of graffiti has been seen all over the city: "There was a time I would have cried, but those days have all gone by. You always walked a crooked line, but so did I." It is signed with a rose and the name Dex.
The Bunny of Turin has been officially ordained as a Catholic Priest this week. Rumours of the Bunny's famous sermons have travelled fast. Insiders have revealed their suspicions that the Pope is grooming the Bunny to take his place as the head of the Catholic Church - but it is equally possible that the Pope is simply grooming him.