Rumours from Toronto for Early December 1996

Trinity Church has been temporarily closed after a very strange incident at midnight mass last week. A huge and powerful demon appeared to Father Gabriel in the middle of the service. The parishioners that did not faint have conflicting stories about what they saw and what happened - but they all agree on having seen a terrifying demonic creature. The Roman Catholic Church has no official comment yet, but plans are already in motion to reconsecrate the church.

Rumours from outside the city that there will be a crusade to take back Toronto from the clutches of the Sabbat are becoming more and more regular.

The stuffing bank machines with cheese craze is still going strong despite heavy security around machines and the inconvenience of closed machines. However, bank security personnel are getting really good at cleaning them out. TD has even manufactured a special tool to unclog cheesed machines. Rumour has it that it has cut the unclogging time down to 4 minutes 46 seconds.

The Toreador Party thrown by Vilos Cohagen, dark poet, was a smashing success. Duncan Frost, Vilos' close friend, donated the site for the party - The Setite Temple in Toronto. Notable attendants were Moses Znaimer of City TV, James Brown, Alannis Morisette and many others. Most surprisingly however, was Vilos' choice to exclude members of his own clan from attending. This caused a small riot on the front lawn of the temple as Lucien Hawke fans awaited their idol. Another high point of the evening was Alannis singing her new single - lyrics compliments of Vilos Cohagen.

The Prince of Toronto, Isabella Munroe, has granted the right of progeny to all Setites within the Domain of Toronto.

The Dow Jones Index for Biotech Industries has made a very sudden downward drop this afternoon. Market experts are puzzled!

In City Hall this week, a private interest is rumoured to be making plans to rehabilitate the Atiritiri site. Canadian environmental groups voiced the complaints that the private interest is American.

Is the Royal York now a commune for vampires? Rumours around Toronto's most prestigious hotel is that either the staff and the guests are major night owls or there is something a little more out of the ordinary. The hotel restaurant has even gone so far as to extend their hours to accommodate the high number of patrons who suffer from insomnia.

Fans of Amity O'Rourke are heartbroken! The devastatingly gorgeous singer has disappeared, missing two scheduled performances before her manager cancelled the rest until further notice. Even the hoards of people running through the streets chanting "Amity! Amity!" has failed to turn up any clues. Police are investigating.

Rumours of a Sabbat contact outside of the box who can transport people safely in and out for a certain price have been circulating very quietly around the city.

Also, rumours of an anarch rebellion coming to claim Toronto as an independent city are also becoming more and more regular.

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