The Metro Police Force was rocked this week by the discovery of a vast internal conspiracy. Over the last year, several key case files were deliberately misplaced by several officers working in conjunction. Internal Affairs has begun a massive investigation.
Noll, the recently returned Tremere elder, hasn't been seen since the Sabbat took over. Is he dead? Is he hiding? Or did one of the clan use this convenient opportunity to eliminate the competition? Hmmmm, Deiter??
Alex South's childer, Amanda South, has arrived in the fine city of Erie to a warm welcome from her Ventrue friends. In the tradition of her sire, she has declared herself Prince and threatened to punch anyone who disagrees with her in the nose.
A steadily growing Setite community has arrived from Waterloo. Speculation has it that Prince Sid has terrorized the Snakes and beaten them at their own game.
The sabbat have evacuated in the face of Prince Shamus' attack earlier this month. No Sabbat vampires have been seen in the last two weeks and many people believe that the Arch-Bishop was last seen fleeing to Detroit.
David Copperfield, master illusionist and suspected Mage will be touring Toronto next month. Could he make the box disappear?
Someone is looking for funding to produce the feature film "Vampyre: The Camarilla" to be shot in Toronto starring Keanu Reeves as the Prince and Juliette Lewis as the Toreador Primogen. Michael Keaton was asked to play the Brujah elder but he turned it down saying, "That's just too many bats for one career."
Mattel is releasing the new Barbie, just in time for Christmas. Undead, bloodsucking Barbie will feature a tres Goth Wardrobe and extra pale complexion. Blood doll Ken will be released at the same time. Both dolls will shriek in pain if you try to dress them in anything but black Barbie clothes.