Strange new gangland tags have appeared all over the Soho area this week.
The war in Parkdale has stopped! Very suddenly last week the fighting stopped altogether after weeks of uncontrollable violence - police say that they have the situation completely under control.
There was a conclave held in Saskatoon this weekend to discuss the liberation of Toronto from the Sabbat. The outcome of the conclave has yet to be announced.
Sergeant T- Man was killed last weekend in a duel with one of the Sabbat wardens. For those wishing to pay their respects Lucien Hawke's concert will be dedicated to "T-man - a great cat..."
The blood drive being held at the University of Toronto is going to full force this week as the Red Cross tries desperately to meet the rising demand for blood.
The Ministry of the Environment has been unable to ascertain why the creatures in Lake Ontario are dying. Research continues, but scientists worry that the vast numbers of deaths may make a major impact on the ecosystem.
The Masonic temple on Davenport Road is rumoured to be the major communal haven of the Sabbat in Toronto.
The Camarilla is rumoured to be staging a takeover of Toronto from Waterloo. No specific dates or plans have been announced but there have been many powerful Camarilla elders in the city lately preparing for battle.
Also, Archon Alexander de Poitier has been exposed as a Setite. The Archon has not commented on the situation yet.
Alias Corporation has publicly announced that they are moving their Toronto office to North York. When asked why they were going to be selling their downtown office for a considerable loss of funds, public relations responded with a statement that said the neighbourhood has just been going downhill lately.
A rampaging maniac in a Mountie uniform and riding a horse butchered Toronto citizens on Yonge St. last week - firing madly into the crowd and trampling passers-by.
And last but not least, the entire world went into mourning as the famous Bunny of Turin died of knife wounds yesterday. A memorial service at the Sistine Chapel will be held for our dearly departed as he hippity hops down that bunny trail in the sky. Sinister killer mimes are suspected of this most brutal murder.