An unknown attacker has burned down the Brownstone Church. The large explosion was said to have been caused by gasoline thrown in the window. Police are investigating - so far no casualties have been reported.
More senseless violence was reported at the Hilton Hotel. Two bellboys were brutally murdered in the hotel while on duty. The two young men, ages 20 and 25, both students at the University of Toronto, were found chopped up, mutilated and put in a blender. The community is outraged at this attack, the parents of the two boys are presently gathering funds to launch a full scale search for the murderer(s). There will be a memorial service held for the boys later this week.
Also rampant in Toronto are the strange repercussions of the city wide LSD dosage two weeks ago. Hospitals are full to the brim reporting lightheadedness, fainting spells and blood loss.
A woman was found dead at the Silver Dollar bar - wrists slashed, dead from blood loss. She is survived by her husband.
A gang war is raging through Parkdale. Police have been able to report the body count at 45-50 people dead so far, mostly street bums and children.
The Bunny of Turin has proudly accepted his new title of "Hollywood Madam". The ever enigmatic Bunny has been widely seen performing rude and unmentionable acts on almost everybody.