Toronto the High! The media has reported that a large dose of LSD was put into the water supply of the downtown core on Sunday evening. Since that time it has seemed as if chaos has struck the city. Countless acts of crime, thousands upon thousands reports of hallucinations, deaths, people running naked through the streets - no one knows how long this will last or what the long term effects are going to be. Riot squads with bottled water are currently taking to the streets to try to gain back some control. As for the culprit? The police will be launching a full investigation into the matter - just as soon as they stop hallucinating.
An ad in papers across the country has caught the eye of the artistic community - "Are you of the clan of the artiste? If so contact me" it reads, "Death to poseurs!" A phone number was given.
Trish O'Connor is dead.
There have been multiple bomb threats to Ontario's Legislature buildings in the past few weeks. The investigation has been brought to a stop at the moment due to the acid scandal.
Phone companies have been plagued the past few weeks with endless complaints about problems with the phonelines. Long distance calls are extremely difficult to put through and the net is also down.
Jezebel, former Harpy of Toronto was wed in Paris to Spader of Clan Nosferatu two weeks ago. The Prince of Paris attended the gala event as well as 125 stunningly beautiful women with soft musical voices.
Mixed up weather reports have been confusing Kindred and Kine alike the past few days - anyone who looks outside can see the huge storm brewing over Toronto and yet the media weather reports say that the weather is sunny and warm.
Rumours from the south say that the Camarilla has attempted to take back Buffalo from the Sabbat - anyone in contact with those from the area however insist that nothing is going on.
Radio stations on Sunday evening all played the same confusing message to the theme of Mission Impossible: "Dearest Lovely Dr. Younger, a cure for a cure of the - - - - - of M - lk - - e, I'm very very mad about/at it. Bzzt."
Lance of Clan Gangrel and Isabella of Clan Ventrue have been squabbling like children over who gets to be Seneschal, threatening clan wars over the issue. So far Shamus has not made a decision but how long can he let his second in command (whoever that may be) make a fool of themselves?
The Bunny of Turin a prostitute? Sources say that 25 individuals have claimed to have had sexual relations with the Bunny in the past three days alone! The Bunny refused comment for the present, and merely smiled as his Mercedes drove off into the night.