Speaking of upheavals, there seems to have been a number of deaths and disappearances of the local Kindred in the last few weeks. It is said that some people have been taking advantage of the change in power to settle old debts while official attention has been elsewhere.
The city of Toronto seems to be preparing for war. Who the actual enemy is, no one seems to know. It may just be some security preparations for the upcoming Conclave, but it appears that large numbers of Kindred are arming themselves to kill something. Isn't tax time a fun time of year?
The sewers of Toronto are running with blood. It appears that on the night of Robert the Kent's death large parts of the sewers were blown up. The resulting damage killed many ....um, things down there and seems to have caused a major exodus of the Nosferatu.
The recent wave of terrorist activity in Toronto has attracted the attention of not only the local, but international police. Much harsher security and anti-terrorist screening measures are being put into place in Toronto. The Ontario Legislature have voiced concerns about potential human rights violations.
The Talking Bunny Rabbit of Turin has reappeared alive and hopping in Wai KiKi. Clan Tremere has yet to make any official statement.
Is Jihad upon us? Certain fundamentalist Muslim factions in Toronto are preparing for war. The police report seizure of arms and explosives shipments being smuggled into Canada from the U.S. that were destined for extremist groups located in the city. The United Jewish Congress is calling for increased police involvement in light of current political tensions.
Bigfoot sighted in Alogonquin Park. A large lumbering furry creature was seen running through the park at inhuman speeds by several of the Park Rangers. The National Enquirer is reported as saying that it couldn't be Bigfoot because he is in a love nest in Cuba with Elvis.
There is rumour of a new Zen designer drug on the market. Said to be coming up from somewhere south of the border, it seems to be non-physically addictive. The effects are described as "Like bungee jumping from the top of Westminster Cathedral while having sex with the entire Pantheon of Hindu gods". It is assumed to be available soon at a drug-dealer near you.
The Jewish Patriarch of Toronto was found murdered in his home this weekend. He was brutally stabbed to death and dismembered while his family cowered upstairs. Police have no doubts that this is an act of terror by the an Islamic Fundamentalist group. The ultra-militant Jewish Defense League has stated that this act will not go unavenged.