Gossip. . . .

Well it seems that dueling is well on it's way to becoming the appropriate way of settling differences. Throughout the city young men are going to fencing classes to solve minor disagreements. It's not resulted in any fatalities. . yet. Perhaps these young men have somehing to teach us, then again maybe not.

David has, unfortunately, left the company. Much to the dismay of the board at our last gathering he handed in his notice. We shall miss him greatly. If anyone happens to run into him, I'd like it if you'd tell me, I've got something he needs.

Welcome aboard both Andrew and Ivy, respective heads of the Information network and the Artists Union. I think everyone should take some time to congratulate these two on their rise in power. I know I did, and I enjoyed him.

For a good time call Amity and Aurora at (416) 555-3502. They cater to every whim and every desire.

Good old Bernie, decided to crash the party in Waterloo, and throw his weight around. He was way out of line, but at least he looked good, (not a chance). As far as I'm concerned as long as Sid keeps that braid, I'll stand behind him, (and look at that butt!)

Fashion Advice. . .

This week's Fashion Faux Pas, goes out to Kamen. I'm sorry, Darling, I know you were trying to make a statement, but nothing really goes with a shovel. Next time try a nice little itsy bitsy spade.