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Chasing Yoko

1994: I find the address of the Dakota apartments in the made for TV doc Yoko Ono: Then and Now. There’s a very brief cut of Yoko’s assistants opening fan mail. Pause. Rewind. Freeze Frame. I write it all down including the zip code. I send letters, which are agonizingly difficult to write. I send packages with the script, project descriptions, press material. I find the number of the Dakota by calling museums, record companies, art shops in New York that sell Yoko’s work. I am persistent, sincere, and enough of a pain to finally get a number. I phone to see if any of my packages have arrived. To see if there is any reponse yet. I eventually speak with someone who is nice. I get his name. From this point on, I speak only with him.

January 1996: Still no response. I am in shock, and have completely rewritten the play, adding a new character, changing the structure. I adjust the script to reflect the fact that Yoko is out there again – appearing on Larry King Live, on Mad About You, and launching Rising, her first album in almost ten years. Director Sarah Stanley and I prepare for a multidisc workshop. We both know that if Yoko ever reads the piece, she will love it. But as far as we can tell, she doesn’t know I exist. We go ahead. It is only a workshop after all. The one night event is completely sold out.

March 1996: Yoko is touring Rising and she’s coming to T.O. I buy ten tickets for friends. The day of the concert, I scope out Lee’s Palace. At 10 AM, I see her long white limo pull up, see her and Sean walk into the hall. Sean’s looking uncannily like his father circa 1968. He’s wearing a long unruly fur coat and hasn’t shaved. Around 6 PM, I talk to the doormen, ask if they can get a package and flowers backstage to Yoko.

The concert is fucking EXCELLENT. Yoko is amazing, energy spraying off her body into the crowd. This woman is sixty-three and she’s unbelievable. She and Sean do Mind Train, originally recorded in the late 60s, Sean trilling Yoko-style. Playwright David Fraser and his brother are there. His brother pushes to the front of the stage to hand flowers to Yoko. He loves her.

After several encores, Yoko takes her final bow, harsh lights snap on, and sweaty bodies disperse into the night. As I am leaving, I hear a familiar voice. Musician/Singer/Much Music VJ Sook-Yin Lee is shouting: Jean Yoon, Yoko wants to meet you! I rush backstage, shake Yoko’s hand, explain a bit about the show, point to the package and flowers sitting there on her table. Yoko says: I had no idea someone was writing a play about me! Sook-Yin is beaming. I am speechless and lamely ask Yoko if she’ll sign my copy of Grapefruit.

July 1996: I join the ONONET, an internet discussion group. I find a cabal of serious fans all over the world, many of whom came long distances to attend the same concert. We copy clippings, dub videos, pass material to each other. We talk about everything: her music, the significance of the gradual lightening of her sunglasses over the last decade, new exhibits coming up in Britian, an ONONETTER’s Ph.D. Thesis on ‘Cut Piece’, obscure references in rock histories. I discover that Richard Joly, the number one collector and Yoko enthusiast in North America, lives in Montreal. Musician Andrew Zealley, formerly of Shadowy Men from a Shadow Planet, is another Toronto Yoko fan. I am not alone.

February 1999: Still no word. I am in despair. The script has gone through more revisions. Grants are impossible to secure without permission from Yoko and I am convinced that without concrete production details, it will be impossible to get a response. Layne Coleman enthuses about the script. Together TPM and I send a joint package, letter requesting some kind of answer by March 15. On March 12, I call New York and explain again that at this point no response will be taken as a no and that of all the good reasons I can think of this show not going forward, Yoko not seeing the script is not one of them. I weep on the phone. It’s embarrassing.

The next day I get a call from Yoko’s closest friend and advisor. He apologizes, asks for another copy of the script. Two days later he calls saying he’s read the script and that he and Yoko have no objections.

Holy shit.

Yoko said yes.

She said yes.

Yes.

The artist and woman whom I most admire, a woman whose courage, innovation, vision, and risk-taking music I have appreciated from afar, said yes. I talk with Yoko’s advisor at length, but keep the original message on my machine. So I am sure I haven’t dreamt it. The Yoko Ono Project is a go. From this point on, it’s all about the show. About making Art from Art. About presenting the raucous voices of Asian Canadian women, about celebrating the Mother of Loud Mouth Asian Babes everywhere.

Oh sure, you can tell me now you don’t know much about Yoko, that you don’t think much of her music, that you think she’s interesting but... Well, imagine this. Imagine a pair of sunglasses. Put them on. When you wear them you see things, colors, people you’ve never seen before. You think things you’ve never thought before. Walk down the street. Read all the signs. Come see The Yoko Ono Project.

Previews: January 11-12, 2000

Shows: January 13-February 6, 2000

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